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dutch reach 

Ill-considered government safety initiatives, undertaken by woke media types, that introduces sexual innuendo without intention or satire.
Those dopey twats have only gone and done it again - dropped a dutch reach into the cycle safe campaign!
dutch reach by geoff beef January 26, 2022

dutch reach around 

A reach around performed while riding a bike.
We found a nice stretch of straight road and I gave him a Dutch Reach Around.
dutch reach around by MrPeterFluff February 19, 2017

Dutch Reach Around 

When you give someone a reach around and they fart in your mouth at the same time.
Stephen got a mouth full of eggy gas when he gave Dick Tracey a Dutch Reach around
Dutch Reach Around by Dutch Shola December 13, 2017

dutch reacharound 

To do a dutch reacharound is will having relations with a partner you fart when they are eating youre ass or genitalia
"I gave my husband a dutch reacharound last night"
dutch reacharound by thereacharound November 2, 2022

dutch Reacharound 

While having oral sex you fart and make youre partner smell it
"I gave me husband a dutch reacharound last night"
dutch Reacharound by thereacharound November 2, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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