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Farting in bed, waiting for it to stew, then quickly lifting up the covers and dropping them, creating a fart wave.
I hit her with a nasty dutch fan last night.
dutch fan by zig April 23, 2003

Dutch Fluff n’ Fan 

When the bed sheets are to short to perform an original Dutch Oven, the Dutch Fluff n’ Fan is the perfect alternative.

Performed by releasing the most vile of flatulence under the covers. Then, grabing the edge of the sheet and bed spread, rapidly fan the covers up and down while fluffing the rancid air beneath forward.

Hold your breath and surprise your partner.
I made Rachel gag last night with a Dutch Fluff n’ Fan.

dutch fanfare 

when having intercourse with 2 or more partners and ejaculate in both anuses and then get them to fart all over someone
danni received the dutch fanfare from brooke and claire

Fancy Dutch Oven 

Example: It would have been a regular Dutch oven, but it prom night. So a fancy Dutch oven was the only option.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026