dutch blow job

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When a woman rides dick while wearing a kilt and playing bagpipes.

This bitch gave me a Dutch blow job so hard that my bag pipes exploded!

dutch blow job by Taco Bell69 June 13, 2014

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Dutch Blow Job

Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.

Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.

Dutch Blow Job by CatFishSandwitch May 22, 2024

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dutch blowjob

Like a Dutch Oven but with a blowjob. While they’re giving you head in bed under the covers, the man farts and hold you under the covers to smell the sweet stench they just released

Linda was giving me a Dutch blowjob last night and she probably won’t ever again

dutch blowjob by lmc907 October 15, 2021

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026