dusty turtle

Someone who has not had a blow job in a very long time. Particularly, an uncircumcised man who has not had a blow job in years.

He's a dusty turtle, he has not had a blow job in years.

by snowmaiden December 26, 2018

dust turtle

A slow old person that nobody likes or wants to be around.

When the Dust Turtle came in, everyone hid.

by SiriusBen February 7, 2017

durty turtle

When your turtle head peaks out too far and leaves a stain on your undies.

Hey Honey, can you wash my undies for me? My durty turtle left a big stain on them.

by Pags87 November 23, 2014

turtle dust

When you go to the restroom and you feel like you have to let one go and it feels like a turtle head sticking out and its really just dust.

Man I went to bathroom thinking I was going to have a good one and it turned out to be turtle dust.

by Bill Joe77 January 16, 2017