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When you go to the restroom and you feel like you have to let one go and it feels like a turtle head sticking out and its really just dust.
Man I went to bathroom thinking I was going to have a good one and it turned out to be turtle dust.
by Bill Joe77 January 16, 2017
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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