Durf master 

Someone who exemplifies exceedingly idiotic or embarrassing behavior. This is typically the friend that incurs the most amount of ridicule because they're easy to make fun of.

First you order the bean curd because it looked like corn bread and now you spill your coffee all over the floor and slip and fall in it. Ian, you are the durf master today.

Durf master by Detes December 1, 2011

Durtmaster 

1)someone who looks like a hobo and is usualy of greek descent

2)someone who puts mayonaise on his salami

3) a fascist, and a racist and a nazi all mixed into one...

*Odd helGAY gaksioyer puts mayo on his salami sandwich

"yo, that so durt!, your such a durtmaster"

Durtmaster by schymmla July 7, 2004