dumpiphany

The realization that the reason the entire conversation has been difficult to follow is that you're talking to an idiot.

"Of course, much of Kierkegaard's religious philosophy can be traced back to his being a Taurus."

"Possibly, but... wait, what? You ... OHHHHHHHHH!" (sound of a dumpiphany)

by Bass Hero April 26, 2010

Dumbpiphany

The realization that the reason an entire conversation has been difficult to follow is that you're talking to an idiot.

Credit to Zach Weiner of the Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal webcomic (SMBC).

Brenda: Of course, much of Kierkegaard's religious philosophy can be traced back to his being a Taurus.

Alex: Possibly, but...wait, what? You...OHHHHHHHHH!

(Alex has had a dumbpiphany.)

by Tiggar April 26, 2010

depiphany

An epiphany, which you instantly forget.

Jane, I have an life-changing notion!

What?

Uhhh... Crap.

Nice depiphany, spamtard.

by Ryan "Danger" Powers November 1, 2008

depiphany

The opposite of an epiphany. It's where instead of you suddenly realizing something, you continually feel more and more lost and further away from knowing what you thought you knew.

Chen had a depiphany during math class, when he failed a test he thought he aced, and as the teacher went over the test, he kept feeling more and more confused with what he thought he had figured out.

by castellanos 510 March 9, 2009

Dumbpiphany

Dumbpiphany: The realization that the reason the entire conversation has been difficult to follow is that you're talking to an idiot

Dumbpiphany first used in a comic on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

by God your a dumbass April 27, 2010

Dumbpiphany

The realization that the reason the entire conversation has been difficult to follow is because you're talking to an idiot.

"Of course, much of Kierkegaard's Religious philosophy can be traced back to his being a Taurus"
"Possibly, but... wait, what? You... Ohhhhhhhhh, I just had a Dumbpiphany"

by Darkara42 April 26, 2010

depiphany

an epiphany that has been forgotten.

"I just had the most brilliant idea ever!"
"What?"
"I forget."
"You had another depiphany?"

by sammy codd October 13, 2008