dumperbate 

to defecate and then masturbate into a toilet bowl.

Worked sucked today until I dumperbated then I felt like roses.

dumperbate by jaywix May 17, 2009

dumpsterbate 

Beating off while sitting on the toilet taking a shit, usually done to save time.

hold on, I need to go dumpsterbate

dumpsterbate by Doctor Frog January 16, 2008

dumpurbate 

verb: to release one's bowels while simultaneously releasing one's semen. AKA: jizzing while ya shizzing.

I dumpurbate.
You dumpurbate.
He-she-it dumpurbates.

dumpurbate by SockCucker April 20, 2014

Dipperbate 

To masturbate while dipping tobacco.

I need a jay arthur and a chaw, so i dipperbated.

Dipperbate by Jay arthur March 31, 2009

desperbate

The act of masturbating in a desperate manner.

I was going on hour 3 at the sperm back with no success. I began to desperbate.

desperbate by OU Gumper January 15, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019