Gym or gymnasium. Coined by the characters Hanz & Franz (Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon) on SNL.
Hear me now and listen to me in Ten Thousand light years, we'd like to take this time to announce the opening of our new gym in Wayne, New Jersey. That's right. Ya! It's called the Pumpatorium!
A decked out wash room. A place where one can play video games like NES, Atari, SNES and Genesis while taking a duke. Also available is a place to wash one's butthole and make prank phone calls. Tandy 1000 for "1200 baud duking" is also available along with a CB Radio base station.
After a long day at work, it's nice to play some Ms. Pac-Man in the dukatorium while firing out a large meal.