dumpatrump 

So many toddlers across the U.S. are uttering this commonly held sentiment as their very first word!

There is no doubt that she learned to say “dumpatrump!” while listening to CNN and MSNBC.

dumpatrump by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019

lumpatrump 

The dense mass of mind-bending news information metastasizing throughout the day.

Hit with a lumpatrump at the end of the workday, it’s hard to go for my evening run.

lumpatrump by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

Dumptrumpitol 

A prescription sleep-aid that was recently developed to remediate sleep disorders emanating from anxiety and distress as we all wait for this fuckhead to be impeached.

Just a single Dumptrumpitol capsule before bedtime allows you to sleep like you did before he was elected and all the while you can look forward to his criminally insane ass being dragged outta the White House very soon!

Dumptrumpitol by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

dumpalumpa 

n.

a poop that is so bloody huge, you could swear it's going to get out of the toilet and beat you to death.

"Holy shit! Look at the size of that dumpalumpa!"

dumpalumpa by OrisisFrost November 24, 2005

dumparumparoos

It's like being down in the dumps, but you're still fabulous.
Feeling sad, but still got that swag.

I may be down in the dumparumparoos but at least I look good.

dumparumparoos by AllMyFriendsAreTens May 2, 2019

dumpalump 

To take a shit

ie: dump a lump of shit out of your asshole!

"Oh shit, I'll be back! I have to go dumpalump!"

"Son of a bitch, I think I just dumpalump'd in my pants..."

dumpalump by The Guru Turtle January 28, 2008

Dumpalumpagus 

A mammoth sized hairy shit.

I wouldn't go in the bathroom, I just took a dumpalumpagus, and it smells like a prehistoric swamp in there. I swear, I think I saw a pterodactyl circling the toilet.

Dumpalumpagus by Kenosha Joe August 1, 2012