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dumbulldorf

A overweight know it all person, that always screws things up when trying to improve something.
This Male nurse starts his shift at midnight, he's on midnight shift because no one can stand to be around him. He comes in my room pulls a perfectly fine IV line and starts poking around to get another started after an hour he finally stands up and says look I got it. The whole time he's doing this he is standing on my oxygen tube making noises with it. Dumbulldorf is a polite way of calling someone a Shithead or a Dumbass by combining the the words
dumbulldorf by Johnny Danson March 19, 2019
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dumbelldores 

Heavy weights (dumbells) often used at the gym for maximising muscle growth.
"yeah i did a phat chest sesh at the gym today... busted out some 35kg dumbelldores on reps. my pecs are so brutalised now"

dumbledorf 

That guy is such a dumbledorf.
dumbledorf by TankTrap August 15, 2009

dumbledorfin

having facial hair that resembles an old man's gray pubic hair
1. Dude!! Have you seen Jeff's face!?!?!
2. Yeah mang, he's mad dumbledorfin!!
dumbledorfin by Pvt. Twitchy February 11, 2007

dumbledorfin

having facial hair resembeling an old mans gray pubic hair
Dude, did you see Jeff's face!?!?!?!
Yeah dude, he's mad dumbledorfin!!
dumbledorfin by Twitch & AK December 13, 2008

dumbledorfed 

Taking a women's anal virginity

First time anal sex

Variation: to be dumbledorfing the act of taking a women's anal virginity
I dumbledorfed my girlfriend last night. Why is she walking funny? I bet she got dumbledorfed.
dumbledorfed by tpain32AD April 22, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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