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dumbo syndrome dumbo syndrome a condition/ caused from wearing protective masks for a long amount of time pushing the ears forward making them them red and unable to even be taped down.
what a bad case of dumbo syndrome she/he has i dont think thats going away, anytime soon. this plague is getting us one way or the other created by nazzaro
by nazzaro May 14, 2020
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Dumb Bitch Syndrome

A girl who does the following suffers from Dumb Bitch Syndrome or DBS:

1. Acts without thinking and then later rationalizes her behavior based completely on her emotions.

2. Thinks it's ok to act bitchy or psycho just because she's on her period.

3. Uses sex as a form of currency.

4. Says one thing to your face; then another to everyone else (aka. is "fake," "twatty," or "talks shit.")

5. Does something she says she likes just so she can complain about it later.

6. Spreads your embarrassing sexual info to all her friends.

7. Makes a boyfriend or friend buy her gifts only to her her complain about the gift you give her not being good enough later.

Men can also suffer from DBS. These men are called "super puss-cakes."
Dude, I really want to date Taylor, but she has a serious case of "Dumb Bitch Syndrome."

What'd you mean, man?

She told all her friends about her ex's weird ass fetish. I don't want something like that to happen to me. Fuck that.
by pinlitt June 8, 2011
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dumb hoe syndrome

a thot that is fucking retarded and stupid and has the fucking brain capacity of two fucking cheeto puffs.
oh shit looks like you got dumb hoe syndrome
by figure topaz September 6, 2019
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Dumb Cunt Syndrome

A medical condition specifically for the female side of the human race. Females suffering from this medical condition do something so incredibly stupid, it seems that a person's only recourse is to kill that person. In general these females do something this stupid on a daily basis and can't help themselves from coming off as a stupid bitch.
Tim: That bitch who was texting swerved into the middle of the road and almost hit me!
Josh: She must have DCS
Tim: What's DCS?
Josh: Dumb Cunt Syndrome.
Tim: Yeah she must have attended Dumb Cunt Driver School too.
by FusionSaint October 3, 2009
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Dumb Bitch Syndrome

DBS for short,
basically the problem running rampant across the population, affecting mainly teenage girls, but has the possibility of carrying on into later life. However, DBS is usually permanent. "Cain't fix stupid."

Dumb Bitch Syndrome. The problem with all the girls at my school.
"Hey Jacob, what's Obama's last name"
"Shut the fuck up, Kati, you're a dumb bitch"

"Sometimes it seems like there's nothing in Sami's head.."
"That's because there isn't, she has DBS and only knows how to talk about shopping for clothes and the dicks she's sucked."

"Why do all the girls at my school have Dumb Bitch Syndrome?"
by falaylays August 11, 2012
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Dumb Bitch Syndrome

1. Any woman with a prediliction for doing especially obnoxious or annoying things

2. Any woman who interferes with a man's right to do his man things

3. A temporary condition caused by pissing off someone else
Yo, did you catch the game last night?

No, my girl caught a case of Dumb Bitch Syndrome and made me watch Sex in the City instead!

or

Cut me off? You must have a serious case of Dumb Bitch Syndrome
by popcultchick November 25, 2006
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Dumb Bitch Syndrome (DBS)

a female, typically blonde, who lacks brain cells. the signs of DBS usually come clear in teenage years. DBS has no cure so far and the chances is low that there will ever be one. one can only truly understand it if they have it.
a person suffering with DBS will

* be confused

*vocabulary will be limited and often results to "fuck this fucking fuck"

*make bad decisions and then have a meltdown about it later

*does peace sign a lot after saying a sentence or just out of the middle of know where

*does not do class work ever ever ever

*is really repatative repetitive

*never does assignments and plays coolmathgames instead

*doesnt know what many words mean

*speak their mind often

*are dramatic and over exaggerate

*are dumb

there is no cure yet for Dumb Bitch Syndrome but in rare cases people can grow out of it although there will forever be a little inside of you
good girl; supposedly he died

girl suffering from DBS; what's supposedly

friend; how can you not know that

girl suffering from DBS; I have fucken Dumb Bitch Syndrome (DBS) m8
by skettyassbitches August 27, 2019
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