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Dumbledwarf 

Someone who is a complete idiot or stupid. This word can be substituted for a**hole or f***face or b****. This can literally be substituted for almost any insult.
That illegally male individual just licked the escalator steps. This Dumbledwarf 💀

Or

Anyone who thirst traps their muscles is a dumbledwarf. Come to a boxing ring one time to see REAL WORK.
Dumbledwarf by Chief_A January 10, 2024

Dumbledare 

"It was real Dumbledare of Dumbledore to go after Grindelwald like that." said harry to his Boyf Malfoy.
Dumbledare by Gatsbae May 4, 2018

dumbledorf 

That guy is such a dumbledorf.
dumbledorf by TankTrap August 15, 2009

dumbledorfin

having facial hair that resembles an old man's gray pubic hair
1. Dude!! Have you seen Jeff's face!?!?!
2. Yeah mang, he's mad dumbledorfin!!
dumbledorfin by Pvt. Twitchy February 11, 2007

Dumble Dwarf

when a male is getting blown by a female on the toilet, then, the female urinates into males mouth. They both then proceed to have intercourse. the male then ejaculates into females mouth then they make out fussing the urine and sperm and then swallow.
Dude, i herd Alec baldwin and Kim Kardashian dumble dwarfed.
Dumble Dwarf by poleezme May 11, 2009

dumbledorfin

having facial hair resembeling an old mans gray pubic hair
Dude, did you see Jeff's face!?!?!?!
Yeah dude, he's mad dumbledorfin!!
dumbledorfin by Twitch & AK December 13, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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