I went to a Halloween party where the clique started talking about spiritual control of the establishment, always requiring 'blood'and being a negative force but that the universe being energetic was therefore like a battery and had to subsequently have a positive side as well. Also that viruses are no kind of life and therefore cannot be contagious. they relied upon pseudoscience to talk a pseudo intellectual banter. I left, quietly, because I have the condition: dumassphobia

dumassphobia by VapourTrail October 31, 2021

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Dumasaphobia

Afraid that you may become a dumb ass.

I thought to myself, I hope I don't catch that disease dumasaphobia that's spreading around

Dumasaphobia by Klittzup January 20, 2024

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Dumasaphobia

The fear of stupid people

I thought I might catch the dumasaphobia if I hung out with my stupid cousin Eugene

Dumasaphobia by Klittzup January 20, 2024

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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