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Dumptastrophe

An extremely poorly put together woman, in every sense of the word.
Chris - Hey, did you happen to see Stephanie today?

Ian - Hell, yeah, she must not own a mirror. She's a real dumptastrophe.

duke-tastrophe 

"People aren't using it? This is a duke-tastrophe!"
duke-tastrophe by Rod Munch March 3, 2005

Puketastrophe 

When a baby vomits after a bottle, the entire bottle, with the force of the exorcist behind it, covering the baby, the caregiver, and the room in baby puke.
Sorry I'm late for work, I was on my way out the door and the baby had a puketastrophe.
Puketastrophe by Babymama0915 June 23, 2011