duketastrophe

A catastrophe. A complete failure. Often from a sudden failure.

"People aren't using it? This is a duketastrophe!"

duketastrophe by Rod Munch March 3, 2005

Dumptastrophe

An extremely poorly put together woman, in every sense of the word.

Chris - Hey, did you happen to see Stephanie today?

Ian - Hell, yeah, she must not own a mirror. She's a real dumptastrophe.

Dumptastrophe by Prof. Wigglebottom March 11, 2009

duke-tastrophe 

A catastrophe. A complete failure.

"People aren't using it? This is a duke-tastrophe!"

duke-tastrophe by Rod Munch March 3, 2005

Puketastrophe 

When a baby vomits after a bottle, the entire bottle, with the force of the exorcist behind it, covering the baby, the caregiver, and the room in baby puke.

Sorry I'm late for work, I was on my way out the door and the baby had a puketastrophe.

Puketastrophe by Babymama0915 June 23, 2011