Dumptastrophe

An extremely poorly put together woman, in every sense of the word.

Chris - Hey, did you happen to see Stephanie today?

Ian - Hell, yeah, she must not own a mirror. She's a real dumptastrophe.

by Prof. Wigglebottom March 11, 2009

duketastrophe

A catastrophe. A complete failure. Often from a sudden failure.

"People aren't using it? This is a duketastrophe!"

by Rod Munch March 3, 2005