duh football
Drat! I forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis into the light socket! Duh football!!
duh football by Dentar June 24, 2006
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duh football
Egads! I completely forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis across those bare wires, duh football!
duh football by Dentar July 30, 2008
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duh football
- Realizing he had mistaken shit for shineola, Frank exclaimed "duh football!!!"
- Duh football, it took me three tries to get this entry in!!
- Duh football, it took me three tries to get this entry in!!
duh football by junkandstuff June 25, 2006
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