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Deuce-Bag 

A douche bag with the annoying habit of flipping the deuces and giving a constipated, pursed-lips look in every fucking photo snapped of them.
"Handfuls of hair gel, chinese/barbed wire tattoos, and being tanned fake orange is one thing, but that stupid pose makes you the worst deuce-bag imaginable."
Deuce-Bag by dbhater March 22, 2009

dueche bag 

1. Cunt Cleaner
2. Jerk
3. Fancy purse
1. "hey Ashley, have you seen my dueche bag? I need my cunt squeaky clean for prom night."

2.Jim:"Hey Tom, I kinda nailed your sister last night." Tom: " dude your such a deuche bag, she's only 13"

3." Mr.Hennington bought me the perfect douche bag for my birthday, it matches my favorite dress"
dueche bag by MojoMagic November 7, 2007

Deuce Bag 

Douche Bag + Two Timer

Someone who cheats even though they are seriously lucky to have one partner.
"Woah, I can't believe he cheated on such a nice girl when he is so fat and ugly."

"What a total deuce bag!"
Deuce Bag by melanie car June 12, 2007

Technical deuce bag

A military term related to the overnight stays in the desserts when it is cold.zipping Two sleeping bags together with another female that finds you attractive and .ess around so noone else knows what is going on.
We didn't get the tent up before sundown so we came up with a plan. Operation Technical Deuce Bag too stay 'warm.
Technical deuce bag by Uncleeefer February 19, 2022

deuce bag 

A tennis player who is losing at first, but then catches up and ties, often angering the player who was once in the lead.
Player 1: "Hmmm... looks like we're tied!"

Player 2: "You're such a deuce bag."
deuce bag by conman69 June 10, 2008