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Due Date Theory 

A theory that states that the term "due date" was meant to be "do date"; you do your work on that day. The definition was simply diluted over the years.

No, I'm not justifying procrastination what do you mean
"Did you do your homework? It's due next week."
"No way brother I am a firm believer of the Due Date Theory. If it's due next week I'll do it next week."

When is the due date

When woman is so fat you do not know if she is really fat or pregnant
When is the due date because you are fat as hell.

Section 8 Due Date 

Paying your cell phone/internet/cable when the service is threatened to be cut off, rather than the date due on the bill. This usually results in having to pay the bill in person with a money order because they don't have a checking account.
Klamydiah had to go down to Verizon to pay her phone bill. She stopped at Ray Ray's liquor and check cashing to get a money order cuz they gonna cut it off. I don't know why she wait till the section 8 due date.
Section 8 Due Date by MindGrapes November 13, 2014

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026