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Dudecifer 

The most awesome pet there ever was. (He is pink, so obviously he's awesome.) His real name is Dude Devil Dudecifer, but he is called "Dudecifer" for short. He will make you feel as small as a daisy (but you don't need to lie on his belly-summit, because that's pretty creepy). Hm...what else can be said about Dudecifer? People on acid wonder if he exists. People not on acid wonder the same thing. Dudecifer is the MOST AWESOME MYSTERY PHANTOM PET ever to exist.

(And we won't abandon him, like you abandon your fish at the end of the year.)
"Yeah, I wanted to get a pet, but YOU GUYS are the ones who wanted to name him Dudecifer and dye him PINK..."
Dudecifer by ELLEETICIA March 31, 2010

uteruses before duderuses 

There's this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. Hope he asks me out, except I do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. Uteruses before duderuses
Noun. The mystical reproductive organ that some women believe men to have, esp. those who need some time with the girls
Duderuses by Macievelli October 20, 2016

dixercise 

When you jerk off for the sake of keeping your dick from becoming too inactive from any sexual action.
I’m just jerking off for some dixercise
dixercise by 2urban2dict July 29, 2023

Dudeweiser 

A woke dude who likes hip hop and mozz stix.
Did you see that dudeweiser? Yeah he was totally listening to hip hop while eating that mozz stix -- he's so rad!
Dudeweiser by DankRad February 7, 2018

duderine 

Hey duderine, 'sup?
duderine by Migr November 12, 2014
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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