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Dudecifer 

The most awesome pet there ever was. (He is pink, so obviously he's awesome.) His real name is Dude Devil Dudecifer, but he is called "Dudecifer" for short. He will make you feel as small as a daisy (but you don't need to lie on his belly-summit, because that's pretty creepy). Hm...what else can be said about Dudecifer? People on acid wonder if he exists. People not on acid wonder the same thing. Dudecifer is the MOST AWESOME MYSTERY PHANTOM PET ever to exist.

(And we won't abandon him, like you abandon your fish at the end of the year.)
"Yeah, I wanted to get a pet, but YOU GUYS are the ones who wanted to name him Dudecifer and dye him PINK..."
Dudecifer by ELLEETICIA March 31, 2010

uteruses before duderuses 

Like chicks before dicks but better.
There's this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. Hope he asks me out, except I do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. Uteruses before duderuses
Noun. The mystical reproductive organ that some women believe men to have, esp. those who need some time with the girls
Duderuses by Macievelli October 20, 2016

dixercise 

When you jerk off for the sake of keeping your dick from becoming too inactive from any sexual action.
I’m just jerking off for some dixercise
dixercise by 2urban2dict July 29, 2023

Dudeweiser 

A woke dude who likes hip hop and mozz stix.
Did you see that dudeweiser? Yeah he was totally listening to hip hop while eating that mozz stix -- he's so rad!
Dudeweiser by DankRad February 7, 2018

duderine 

Hey duderine, 'sup?
duderine by Migr November 12, 2014