dudercise

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A hardcore workout session with your bros. Conversations about women, farts, and muscles usually ensue amidst pumping iron.

Baby, I can't go to dinner with your parents. Me and the the boys planned a dudercise two weeks ago.

dudercise by KJ Peters February 6, 2009

Words you can keep

Dudecifer

The most awesome pet there ever was. (He is pink, so obviously he's awesome.) His real name is Dude Devil Dudecifer, but he is called "Dudecifer" for short. He will make you feel as small as a daisy (but you don't need to lie on his belly-summit, because that's pretty creepy). Hm...what else can be said about Dudecifer? People on acid wonder if he exists. People not on acid wonder the same thing. Dudecifer is the MOST AWESOME MYSTERY PHANTOM PET ever to exist.

(And we won't abandon him, like you abandon your fish at the end of the year.)

"Yeah, I wanted to get a pet, but YOU GUYS are the ones who wanted to name him Dudecifer and dye him PINK..."

Dudecifer by ELLEETICIA March 31, 2010

Related Words

dudercise • dixercise • Dudecifer • Duderie • duderine • Duderuses • Dudeweiser • duterise • uteruses before duderuses • Dude Cruise

uteruses before duderuses

Like chicks before dicks but better.

There's this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. Hope he asks me out, except I do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. Uteruses before duderuses

uteruses before duderuses by Nostrils4dayz January 4, 2017

Duderuses

Noun. The mystical reproductive organ that some women believe men to have, esp. those who need some time with the girls

"Hey, girl! Forget him! Uteruses before duderuses!"

Duderuses by Macievelli October 20, 2016

dixercise

When you jerk off for the sake of keeping your dick from becoming too inactive from any sexual action.

I’m just jerking off for some dixercise

dixercise by 2urban2dict July 29, 2023

Dudeweiser

A woke dude who likes hip hop and mozz stix.

Did you see that dudeweiser? Yeah he was totally listening to hip hop while eating that mozz stix -- he's so rad!

Dudeweiser by DankRad February 7, 2018

duderine

A female dude.

Hey duderine, 'sup?

duderine by Migr November 12, 2014

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026