Definitions by Nostrils4dayz

uteruses before duderuses 

Like chicks before dicks but better.

There's this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. Hope he asks me out, except I do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. Uteruses before duderuses

uteruses before duderuses by Nostrils4dayz January 4, 2017

Chicken 

A black persons best friend.

Yeah, my nigga's here *pulls out box of KFC chicken* Yeah, it's me best mate boi.

Chicken by Nostrils4dayz December 14, 2016

Isabella 

Extra virgin olive oil

Slut

Kinky sock

Nostril

Doodle hole

"Who is that doodle hole?"

"Oh, that's Isabella. She extra virgin olive oil"

Isabella by Nostrils4dayz December 13, 2016