dude swears 

A dude swears to make a swear something is true if they were wrong they would lose their dudeness.

Joe: Dude swears that fucker is mint af
Ayden: Nah dude swears that fuckers worth a 100 bucks

dude swears by Evan Hagahansen May 2, 2018

she totally sweats you dude 

expression that means... she likes you and compeletly and totally embarssed the "she" previously stated because up to that point "dude" had no effing idea. thanks rob

d:what?
r:she sweats you
d:what?
r:she sweats you
d:what?
r:she likes you
d:oh... what?!
r:she likes you
d: oh... really
r:yeah
d: oh okay

she totally sweats you dude by punkrckbarbie September 13, 2004

bro I swear this dude 

Something retarded people say when they cannot respond normally or act like a normal human being.

Hey guys, let's go sit outside!
Bro I swear this dude

bro I swear this dude by hhhhhhh7 December 12, 2021