dude, what the fuck 

phrase used when this current moment in life is completely nonsensical, and thus, you can't unerstand the mere idea of the whole ordeal. may replace the flat what.

person 1: and so, I shaved her belly with a knife, just like she asked me to. oh what a lovely night that was

person 2: dude, what the fuck

dude, what the fuck by the 0 event October 4, 2022

dude, what the fuck 

"dude, what the fuck" is a saying spoken by weak minded people who just can't accept other people's opinions.

James- "Dude, what the fuck"
Daniel- "Shut up James you faggot"

dude, what the fuck by pepperoni46 January 11, 2019

What the fuck dude 

a term used for making fun of a freind: also used in a situation your not in control of: used in a mob situation when a person not from the mob is trying to sway the ideology of said mob

man what the fuck were you thinking dude: hey what the fuck dude are you fuckin loco: hey buddy why are you trying to fuck with us.... i meam really what the fuck dude

What the fuck dude by magnum the hammer mike January 14, 2009

sorry dude but what the fuck 

Often used in situations where you just don't understand your fucking life.

Person1: Do you want to marry me?
Person2: Sorry dude but what the fuck?

sorry dude but what the fuck by sorry dude but what the fuck November 19, 2017

What the actual fuck, dude 

Generally used to imply shock that the previous person has posted something either outrageously distasteful or outrageously off topic.

Someone: "I'm glad something bad happened"
Me: "What the actual fuck, dude"

What the actual fuck, dude by NoNoNoNoNoNoHellNo December 23, 2019