dude, what the fuck

phrase used when this current moment in life is completely nonsensical, and thus, you can't unerstand the mere idea of the whole ordeal. may replace the flat what.
person 1: and so, I shaved her belly with a knife, just like she asked me to. oh what a lovely night that was

person 2: dude, what the fuck
by the 0 event October 4, 2022
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dude, what the fuck

"dude, what the fuck" is a saying spoken by weak minded people who just can't accept other people's opinions.
James- "Dude, what the fuck"
Daniel- "Shut up James you faggot"
by pepperoni46 January 12, 2019
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