Dubulence occurs when the sound coming from the in-car audio system provides a thick creamy dubstep drap which is so powerful it manipulates the air, in and around the exterior of the car creating a form of turbulence known as Dubulence.
Mertin: " osha that dubulence drapped me sideways."
Andy: "Michael, that dubulence just drapped the car into that wall"
Michael: "passsss the jeeeeeeeb the dubulence is mental"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!