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Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.
Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off
Dryer Sheet by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015

dryer sheet

A person who attaches themselves to another and never goes away like a dryer sheet. The unsuspecting victim is usually semi-popular and somewhat friendly with the person who never lets them be.
Angela is being such a friggin dryer sheet. She never lets Amanda leave her sight.
dryer sheet by k.m.n December 12, 2008

dryer sheet

The act of taking a shit in someone's clothes dryer.
After removing his shit streaked clothes from the dryer, Eric realized,at last nights party a drunken JB had given him a dryer sheet.
dryer sheet by branding iron October 26, 2010

Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.
Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off
Dryer Sheet by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015

dryer sheet hitchhiker

A wardrobe malfunction where a person,unknowingly,has a fabric softener dryer sheet peeking out their pants leg.
Did you notice that sexy secretary's dryer sheet hitchhiker?

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026