Dry Willie

(dri-willee)v. When some asshole sticks his finger in your ear without first lubricating it.

He was hospitalized after the large man gave him a Dry Willie.

by Chris Schreck May 04, 2006

Dry willie

A disappointing dick pic.

Joey sent me the most gross dry willie last night when I asked him for a dick pic.

by AgentBanana April 27, 2015

dry willy

when jenny is asleep you cum in her ear and wait for it to dry so when she wakes up she has a dry willy.

jennys asleep... lets give her the old dry willy. then we can bitchslap that ho

by click January 19, 2003

dry poop willy

The act of shoving your dry, unwashed finger into an unsuspecting victim's ear after having wiped your ass.

I just pooped but there was no soap left in the bathroom...someone's about to get a dry poop willy!

by QuailMan85 September 12, 2011