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(dri-willee)v. When some asshole sticks his finger in your ear without first lubricating it.
He was hospitalized after the large man gave him a Dry Willie.
by Chris Schreck May 04, 2006
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
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Joey sent me the most gross dry willie last night when I asked him for a dick pic.
by AgentBanana April 27, 2015
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