dry waffle Share definition Flag It is when you penetrate a girl and it is not wet. Steve: Bro! I just penetrated and she was like a dry waffle.Tim: Ew gross. Dump that bitch. dry waffle by RealNiggaHoursGlock September 19, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the dry waffle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch