Dry Rub

When a stripper grabs your penis from the outside of your pants and gropes you up and down.

Back in Miami there is this awesome strip club that gives dry rubs when you get a lap dance.

by EchoTango August 22, 2012

Dry Rub

A wank with no lube.

God I ran out of lube the other day, had to dry rub it

by Belvis Parsley February 20, 2020

dry rub

Masturbating without any kind of lubrication due to time or location constraints.

I only had a few minutes to jerk off before I would get interrupted, so I was forced to dry rub.

by uncle johan May 11, 2009

The Dry rub

Not to be confused with a buffalo wild wings Dry Rub.

When two males performing the hot seat have a result of weiners making contact.

If you use the hot seat, be weary of the Dry rub

by Catastrophic ASS Blaster July 31, 2016

dry rub

(1) What a really gay Chili's waiter missing incisor tooth tries to do to you if you wear too much hair product. It involves vigorous penile massaging and BLT sandwiches (it's a lunch special).

(2) A special way to prepare meat (your own or someone else's)

Dave almost got a dry rub at Chili's yesterday. Rob really wishes he had gotten a dry rub from Dave after dinner.

by David Lassiter November 14, 2006

Boneless dry rub

What you call it when a male masturbates while watching two females have sex.

Dude, I went home with both of those lesbians from the bar last night and they made me watch while they got it on so I did the boneless dry rub.

by NastyNateTheGreat44 April 11, 2016

Memphis Dry Rub

A Memphis Dry Rub is when you partner gives you a hand job without the courtesy of using a petrolium product for lube..

Bitch grabbed my johnson like a cow udder, and gave me a Memphis Dry Rub and didn't even hock a loogie on it first. Felt like she was going rub it off like an eraser. At least she took the three warning shots over the tower.

by Tommyshocker August 22, 2005