dry lander 

1. The act of purposefully passing or discharging urine into ones own pants to prevent jeopardizing the energy levels of a party or gathering.
2. A selfless act in which a person urinates themselves in the middle of an intense drinking game to avoid jeopardizing a hot streak.
3. Urinating yourself in a bar due to an atrocious line at the men’s restroom.

Disclaimer: It is not socially acceptable for a woman to attempt this maneuver.

My conversation with Mary was going so well that I was forced to pull a dry lander.

dry lander by Lord Berling July 28, 2007

Dylander 

Because guys named Dylan are always a pricks. Also the only guys with enough ego to call themselves an extension of their real name, aka Dylander.

He said his name was Dylan and then smiled. I knew he was a Dylander from the start.

Dylander by WaddleLove August 8, 2018

Dylander 

A really old man who is very familiar with “traditional” American values (i.e Guns, Trucks, fishing, Hard liquor, etc. )

Person1:My grandpa fought in the Vietnam war and goes hunting all the time!

Person2: Hmm. He seems like a Dylander.

Dylander by BigDawgBronson December 20, 2024

Dylander 

An older right-wing man who is a stereotypical enthusiast of “Traditional” American values such as Guns, fishing, liquor, football, etc.

Person1: my grandpa fought in the Vietnam war and listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Person2: he sounds like a Dylander to me.

Dylander by BigDawgBronson December 20, 2024