drunk pen

A drunk pen -a pen from a bartender.

Did I steal this pen or did he give it to me? Oh well, it’s a drunk pen now! I’m drunk and it’s a pen. I think, I’ll name a blog after that...

by Drunk Pen April 16, 2019

the march of the drunk penguins

The march of the drunk penguins traditionally occurs on saturday and sunday mornings in college dining halls around the world. It occurs when hung over college girls- fresh off getting their asses pounded the night before at a fraternity house-scavenge for food. The late night ass poundings were so severe that the girls limp while walking in the cafeteria line, much like antarctic penguins.

Paul: Hey man, what do you wanna do this weekend?

Christian: I think I'm gonna go to the dinning hall this weekend to see the march of the drunk penguins. Nature at its course is so fascinating to me! To think these girls could get pounded so hard that they have to walk like a penguin in order to get food is amazing!

by Ptheillone January 29, 2009

penguin drunk

When you're just drunk enough to start stumbling around... but not incoherent. You basically look/act like a penguin.

Is Kevin going to be able to make it to the party?

Hell yeah, he's just penguin drunk.

by CB0717 November 17, 2007

penguins drunk

Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol prior to a pittsburgh penguins hockey game. On walk to the rink, checking is bound to occur. Inebriation may results in fighting at end of game and lack of memory in morning. Another result may be strained relationship with spouse and/or girlfriend.

I had to slept outside because I was penguins drunk.

by Billy Bob Heinz December 1, 2007

penis drunk

In men; the result of standards being lowered as the level of arousal rises.

"Dude, what was up with that butterface last night?"

"Leave me alone, I was penis drunk."

by arrowheadian July 19, 2012