drunk front

a frontal system that moves in and creates unfishable conditions for the next day(s) so therefore the best way to pass this time is to drink

Roger: "hey when is this drunk front supposed to move in?"
Ralph: "its supposed to move in tonight, the wind is supposed to pick up for next few days. It looks like the next fishable day won't be 'til the middle of the week"

by fishkiller443 January 17, 2010

FRONT DUNK

When one's unit dips into the toilet water while leaning forward on the crapper. Usually caused by high toilet water levels or having a long shlong.

I really hate hotel toilets because it is so easy to front dunk in them! Although I am a little proud...

by Z Tron August 5, 2010

drunkfronting

getting drunk and confronting people about stuff you'd rather not when you are sober.

Friend 1: I wanna kick my asshole roomie out without getting sucked into their sad stories.

Friends 2 : Just start drunkfronting and kick their ass to the kerb!

by flagwhore May 31, 2013

drunkfrontation

A drunken confrontation. When alcohol makes somebody go apeshit on another, for seemingly no reason. The opposite of a drunkonciliation. When a guy who's been drinking gets beyond loud or obnoxious and becomes hostile and confrontational.

Victim: 'Yeah, so the other night my brother tried to beat me with a tire iron.'
Friend of Victim: 'Why'd he do that?'
Victim: 'I dunno. He was really drunk.'
Friend of Victim: 'Yeah, and you guys normally get along so well.'
Victim: 'Well I guess he's prone to drunkfrontations once he's had a few too many beers.'

by SLGreen February 13, 2008

Drunkfront

to face a situation, highly intoxicated

Tbar drunkfronted her problem last night

by Kirbster23 June 19, 2010