drunk cow

A drunk cow is a fat woman with enormously huge boobs that once intoxicated wants to jump your bones.

Fat drunk cow: "Hey, come on over and get drunk with me so I can jump your bones!"

by Sister Mary Elephant August 26, 2006

Cowgirl Dunk

When a player goes up for a dunk, completes it with a 2 handed stuff and then hangs on and pulls his legs up and straddles the player's head he just dunked on or near. It looks like a girl riding an out of control stallion. This happens in real NBA games as well as the NBA 2K games. Typically Brad Daugherty and Tyler Hansbrough can complete these with authority.

Guy 1: Damn bro, that was a fierce ass dunk! I can't believe you just dunked on me then rubbed your crotch in my face.

Guy 2: Actually, that's called a Cowgirl Dunk and that shit was rated TV-MA

by unclechips-escobar February 21, 2013