A drummer
boy is someone who says and does weird shit that no
one else would do. A drummer
boy haircut would be a grade 1 on the side and long on top going straight down. A drummer
boy would have a cat called opal. They would go home and play guitar hero for hours straight with out blinking.
Drummer boys are the scum of the earth and should not be let outside and left to rot in prisons. If you are born on the same date as Jesus or copy a Corey’s birthday you are the supreme leader of drummer boys. Classic drummer names are Tom, Callum, axcel and Jerome
If your name is corey or Wez( Weth, Wethn, wezn) you are physically unable to be a drummer
boy and anyone who calls you a drummer
boy they are automatically a drummer
boy.
Drummer boys are most likely to die a virgin or get the death penalty
If you come across a drummer
boy try to avoid them because they are highly contagious and
will try to lick your eyeballs or toes