Druken
A beautiful, tall, unrealistic appearance. Someone anyone would simply die for. Your lucky when you see a druken, don't lose them.
Wow, she is so Druken
Druken by asdl;kfjasdk February 11, 2009
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The Drunken Clam
The Drunken Clam by david faustino May 11, 2012
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drunken sailor by Verdigris June 15, 2016
Drunken Peasants
A popular podcast started by The Amazing Atheist. If you do something stupid, they will destroy you.
Drunken Peasants by Cleffroski November 7, 2014
Draken
A person who gives zero shits about absolutely everything and by doing so he is the happiest mother fucker around.
Girl 1: OMG THAT GUY IS SO HAPPY AND CUTE. Who is he?
Girl 2: oh that hot happy mother fucker? He must be Draken
Girl 2: oh that hot happy mother fucker? He must be Draken
Draken by pigsarefriendsnotfood July 26, 2015
Drunkenese
The prevailing language of Alchoholopia and its prevailing Drunken Commonwealths. Considered by many as one of the easiest to learn and most universally popular of the languages, Drunkenese is still not considered a viable language credit in most accredited instututions of higher learning.
If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.
Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.
If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.
If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.
Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.
If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.
Man 1: "Hey...thees parteee izzz tha...shiiii...uhm...hey...man I just like totally downed uhm 5 Jager shots and...Im Rick James bitch!"
Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"
Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"
Drunkenese by Habeeb the Defiler May 28, 2005
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