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Drowsing 

The act of semi-consciously surfing the Internet, following the rabbit trail of link after link until you come back to reality only to realize you have wander far away from your original search.
After a late night session of drowsing, Steve couldn't figure out how he went from researching Colony Collapse Disorder to Brazilian Fart Porn.
Drowsing by cyburbob August 26, 2013
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Drowsing 

Sleeping and browsing TV at the same time. You doze through the boring parts of games, but wake up and catch the big plays, courtesy of crowd noise.
I was drowsing, when I saw (insert team name here) make the game winning play!
Drowsing by Bobohead September 7, 2013

drowsing 

When you're sleepily or absentmindedly browsing something, you are drowsing.
I was just drowsing Facebook in bed
I was drowsing eBay and found this really weird item
Damn, drowsing is dangerous. My Amazon wishlist is huge now
drowsing by blaiddblondie May 20, 2019

dowsing rod 

A forked stick used to find underground water. Shaped like a Y. When there's water, the straight part of the stick moves towards the ground.
I tried a dowsing rod on several occasions & it Always found water! I used a simple stick & it worked, to my amazement!
dowsing rod by Starchylde June 23, 2016

sinjin drowning 

cool and awesome duo of siblings (weston and kalynn koury) playing video games and drinking coffee on youtube. they’re also known for streaming on famous platform twitch. they’re big fans of hit shows victorious and icarly.
- have you seen sinjin drowning’s new video ?

- no dude, i was busy watching alfie deyes’ new vlog.
sinjin drowning by S1K0WITZ January 26, 2021

Drowning goldfish 

An excuse used by people to leave conversations or any social gatherings
You: Hey I gotta go my goldfish is drowning
Them: A drowning goldfish?
You: Yep alright I'll see you later

Drowning Fisherman 

Guy goes down on fishy pussy when she hooks her legs around his head and pulls him in to the point of suffocation.
He deserved a drowning fisherman, you could smell it across the room.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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