An Australian arboreal, (tree dwelling) marsupial that is related to a koala but is highly evolved. They are carnivores. They catch their prey by dropping from the trees and ripping their victim's heads off. Sometimes the sheer weight of the drop bear will knock it's prey out, and the bear will simply feast off the victim's head.
A common remedy remedy to repel dropbears is to smear Vegemite over your face. The distinct smell drives the bear away. The Australian government has tried to hide the existence of the drop bear for the sake of Australia's tourism. Although drop bears are quite rare they inhabit small towns and there has been a number of drop bear related deaths.
In appearance, they are similar to koala's but have large canine teeth. There are different sub-species, but primary they look like normal koalas. When on ground they are capable of running at 60kmp/h. There are no captive dropbears, as they are too difficult to catch. Beware of the Dropbear.
A common remedy remedy to repel dropbears is to smear Vegemite over your face. The distinct smell drives the bear away. The Australian government has tried to hide the existence of the drop bear for the sake of Australia's tourism. Although drop bears are quite rare they inhabit small towns and there has been a number of drop bear related deaths.
In appearance, they are similar to koala's but have large canine teeth. There are different sub-species, but primary they look like normal koalas. When on ground they are capable of running at 60kmp/h. There are no captive dropbears, as they are too difficult to catch. Beware of the Dropbear.
"Johnny got taken by a dropbear the other day..."
"Oh no! That's so sad! Did they find his body?"
"Nothing but a corpse torn apart. You could barley tell it was him..."
"Oh no! That's so sad! Did they find his body?"
"Nothing but a corpse torn apart. You could barley tell it was him..."
by Beware of the Dropbears June 24, 2009
by A Mate November 11, 2003
A Australian bush Ritual where someone goes into a forest naked and tries to get a koala to land on their privates after reaching puberty
by Australian bush man April 05, 2022
by nonceeater April 05, 2019
this is a koala that will drop on your ass and go sicko mode on you the dickhead will tear you to pieces and then rapre your dead body.
by nonceeater April 05, 2019
“Trolling” to provocative online action with the aim of upsetting someone or eliciting an angry response from them and causing annoyance deliberately.
The next time Matt dropbears someone; I will not hold my team back or be responsible for the repercussions.
by Spasticgal November 27, 2017
A Dropbear is a Australian term for a koala, which is used to make non-Australians even more terrified of this hellhole.
Aussie: "Nah, it's not too bad down here. Just gotta watch out for the dropbears!"
Tourist: "The fucking what?"
Tourist: "The fucking what?"
by ManFromDownUnder December 30, 2023