dripping sausage

When you pee and you can't quite get all the pee out, so it just drips

"Dude did you piss yourself?"
"No man, it's a dripping sausage"

dripping sausage by bigal123 November 21, 2017

sausage dripping 

The act of jacking off when cooking

John: Dude I was sausage dripping when making eggs this morning so i know it will be a good one

sausage dripping by The Jew In The Stew June 15, 2017

Dropping Sausage 

To inadvertently reveal ones tally wacker to someone unexpectedly

"Dude, we gotta have a talk with James. He's always dropping sausage at the house."

Dropping Sausage by esotericinsomniac February 28, 2015

Dropping the Sausage 

Sudden loss of a woody , whereby the penis ‘falls out’ unexpectedly usually resulting in intense feelings of disappointment and frustration for both parties. Predominantly occurring in ‘beer goggle ’ driven sexual encounters with a hot and ready phantom hoe.

Undoubtedly leading to a positively spun bed time story shared with friends.

Example: "Vincent ended up dropping the sausage upon realising that the gorgeous blonde he thought he’d pulled earlier in the night was in fact a brown bag special ”.

Dropping the Sausage by glittergirlgill February 21, 2011