Any improvised device used for the purpose of sexual stimulation and/or masturbation. To be considered a Diddledo, the device's primary functioning purpose must not be for sexual gratification. For example, a hairbrush, a spoon handle, a toothbrush or a chair leg would all qualify as a Diddledos when they are used to diddle one's self to a euphoric state of sexual bliss.

Having become bored with her customary routine of self-pleasuring with her fingers, Jane decided to be adventurous and used her new Martha Stewart Collection spoon handle as a Diddledo and made herself squirt.

Diddledo by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015

Diddled

To be tricked, decieved or outdone. To be imbibed with false accountancies of produce.

Person 1: Hey guys i just got a Mars bar for 70p from the shop.

Person 2: They're 40p next door man.

Person 1: Really?

Person 3: It seems that you've been diddled my friend

Diddled by SummerOnions March 27, 2009

Diddled

The act of inappropriately touching a person under the legal age of sexual activities. Usually performed by Fry Shapland and Jay Inglis. Can be done in any occasion and can also be related to Paedophilia

Jay: "Holy shit did you hear about fry?"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"

Diddled by Not Big Jay February 20, 2011

Diddled her Skittle

means fingering or playing with a girl's clit

'I kissed a girl AND diddled her skittle !'

Diddled her Skittle by Reshi August 16, 2011

Diddled

Conned by a northerner

Guy 1: That tradesman overcharged me for the wall he built for me
Guy 2: By how much???
Guy 1: £2000
Guy 2: You've been diddled mate

Diddled by morgjones13 November 12, 2015

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026