Person 1: Hey guys i just got a Mars bar for 70p from the shop.
Person 2: They're 40p next door man.
Person 1: Really?
Person 3: It seems that you've been diddled my friend
Person 2: They're 40p next door man.
Person 1: Really?
Person 3: It seems that you've been diddled my friend
by SummerOnions March 27, 2009

The act of inappropriately touching a person under the legal age of sexual activities. Usually performed by Fry Shapland and Jay Inglis. Can be done in any occasion and can also be related to Paedophilia
Jay: "Holy shit did you hear about fry?"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"
by Not Big Jay February 20, 2011

Conned by a northerner
Guy 1: That tradesman overcharged me for the wall he built for me
Guy 2: By how much???
Guy 1: £2000
Guy 2: You've been diddled mate
Guy 2: By how much???
Guy 1: £2000
Guy 2: You've been diddled mate
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