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To be tricked, decieved or outdone. To be imbibed with false accountancies of produce.
Person 1: Hey guys i just got a Mars bar for 70p from the shop.

Person 2: They're 40p next door man.

Person 1: Really?

Person 3: It seems that you've been diddled my friend
Diddled by SummerOnions March 27, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
The act of inappropriately touching a person under the legal age of sexual activities. Usually performed by Fry Shapland and Jay Inglis. Can be done in any occasion and can also be related to Paedophilia
Jay: "Holy shit did you hear about fry?"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"
Diddled by Not Big Jay February 20, 2011
Guy 1: That tradesman overcharged me for the wall he built for me
Guy 2: By how much???
Guy 1: £2000
Guy 2: You've been diddled mate
Diddled by morgjones13 November 12, 2015
to be raped by a dinosaur, preferably a t-rex.
Yo man, I was walking home from the subway station last night and I got diddled by some guy in a Barney costume!
diddled by jammer2500 October 29, 2008
To be memed on by the TSD crew
Ohhh...shit thy hath been diddled
Slang: To be touched in an uncensensual manner. See also: diddling. Primarily used as a verb.
"Don't go in his basement you might get diddled"
diddled by ogKario November 28, 2024

Diddled her Skittle 

means fingering or playing with a girl's clit
Diddled her Skittle by Reshi August 16, 2011
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