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Jon Dretto 

That guy in the Telsa is driving like a total Jon Dretto - he keeps cutting everyone off.
Jon Dretto by FrankieSanz June 17, 2022
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The best person on the planet. He can make you laugh even in the worst situations. He has a huge heart and is a good friend. He is strong willed, and though not always confident about it, is very HANDSOME! He has a smile that can light up a town and an infectious laugh that makes everyone around feel light hearted and happy. He is a great cook, though sometimes he sets the kitchen on fire, and knows how to treat a lady.

Dreyton's can sometimes be shy, but with encouragement can bloom into quite the social butterfly.

Dreyton's love children and will make excellent father's when they decide to have children.

His jokes are usually corny, but still have just enough stupidity to be extremely funny.

His fashion sense is a little wack, but with the right girl, he's sure to look flashy!

yep, that about sums it up :D
Really? His name must be Dreyton!
Dreyton by TIKI125491 May 21, 2011
(v.) To excessively scrub/or wipe surfaces in your home in an obsessive manner using highly concentrated chemical substances, preferably Dettol.
Lloyd (fictive name) is going to dettol this coming Sunday.
Dettol by Major Gliztvelvet December 9, 2013
"can you meet up today?"
"oh no sorry I've got coronavirus"
"don't worry, just inject some dettol in your lungs, you'll be fine, Trump said so"
Dettol by .chickenwing October 10, 2020
The unusual feeling of love between half black/white trash, and a blonde ho. Usually occurs in towns populated by inbred hillbillies.
Dude, Issiah and Randa are so detto. I heard he gave her a twig for her birthday....so romantic.
detto by jakrel April 21, 2005
The coolest family on the planet with even a cool dog.
I wish we were more like the Dettore's
Dettore by Duffer January 21, 2004