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Reid’s Dream Date

General men, such as Reid’s, have one too many dream dates. There are many options for dates. Reid prefers small men, in stature and pp size. But a lot of pubic hair that completely envelopes the pp, so u can’t see it. Take him out for some nice dinner and pornography. Than he likes it when you just strip everything off him when the date is over. Lastly start jacking him off in his underwear. DO NOT TAKE OFF THE UNDERWEAR!!! He doesn’t like it, he has to get use to u.
Jimmy: Mommy what’s that Reid is doing through the window?
(Jimmys mom) Dick: oh it’s seems as though he is having Reid’s Dream Date
Jimmy: what’s a Reid’s dream date?
Dick: It’s where he thinks of getting hand jobs with men.
Jimmy: I want a to have a Reid’s date dream, a hand job sure does sound fun, from a guy!!!!

Dreamgate 

The biggest cheating scandal in the history of Minecraft.

Dream finally admitted that he cheated during some of his Minecraft speedruns—most notoriously, his 1.16 Minecraft speedrun. Dream revealed he was using plugins that gave him an unfair advantage.

He denied it for months, manipulated his fanbase to attack those who disagreed with him—attacked, sent death threats, doxxing—and even went to the extent of hiring a supposed “Harvard-trained astrophysicist” to help him write a paper, however the report concluded that it was likely he did cheat, effectively backfiring his defence. The timing was also odd, considering he posted it six months after the scandal took place, and immediately after his 1.15 speedrun world record was rejected.

In admitting he cheated, he also ‘apologised’, however it wasn’t really an apology. He blamed the modder he hired, as well as the moderation team. He has maintained his innocence, claiming it was an ‘accident’ and that he had the mod on and didn’t know about it until later. He has since deleted the pastebin.

The response from those who aren’t diehard Dream stans has been one giant scoff. Many people compared this situation to John Swan, led many to the conclusion that Dream did cheat on purpose, and raised suspicion as to the overall authenticity of his YouTube channel.
Me: OMG Dream cheated! They’re now calling it Dreamgate.
Dream stans justifying his actions: No he just has ADHD that’s probably why he cheated
Me: How tf do you justify 0.0
Dreamgate by Barry Richardson July 20, 2021

Dreammate 

A member of the team that not only makes your job easier, but life in general becomes a complete joy.
"I've worked with him for four years. He is a complete dreammate."
Dreammate by kidnamedlox July 31, 2009
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026