drawer dick 

Vibrator, dildo or any dick like objects used in place of the real deal

Found in a lot of women's dresser drawers or night stands.

My husband is out of town tonight so I'll have to use my drawer dick.

drawer dick by AMB0503 May 11, 2013

dick in drawer 

When you pull out after fucking her on your desk then close the desk drawer on your dick

"Oh baby!"
"Arggggg!!!"
"Let's go again."
"Can't, dick in drawer!"

dick in drawer by Mr Special August 16, 2019

My dick is stuck in the drawer 

When your dick is stuck in the drawer, you'll most likely say: "My dick is stuck in the drawer"

Me: Hello
Friend: ok
Me: Help
Friend: ok why ok
Me: My dick is stuck in the drawer
Friend: ok

My dick is stuck in the drawer by FRICKxxxHECK April 3, 2018