1. any form of text messaging which involves fake alerts, unfounded promises, fantasies, falsehoods or plain old bullshit.
2. real time, person to person texts where both individuals, against better judgment, attempt to piss the other one off and have the last word.
1. "Im so sick of dramatexting, yesterday I read an amber alert for spongebob, was promised money from the money angel, was asked to forward five stupid texts to see if I was hot, didn't meet my soulmate and not a fucking thing surprised me @ 11:11!'
2. "When she found out I was seeing someone else she dramatexted me like 50 times, so I just deleted them - I'm done with the dramatexting bitch anyway!"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.