1. any form of text messaging which involves fake alerts, unfounded promises, fantasies, falsehoods or plain oldbullshit.
2. real time, person to person texts where both individuals, against better judgment, attempt to piss the other one off and have the last word.
1. "Im so sick of dramatexting, yesterday I read an amber alert for spongebob, was promised money from the money angel, was asked to forward five stupid texts to see if I was hot, didn't meet my soulmate and not a fucking thing surprised me @ 11:11!'
2. "When she found out I was seeing someone else she dramatexted me like 50 times, so I just deleted them - I'm done with the dramatexting bitch anyway!"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"