draining the moat

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Thanks awfully for the cucumber sandwiches my lady but I fear it is now time for draining the moat.

Sorry?

I need to take my corgi for a walk.

Pardon?

It's time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so I may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.

Are you coming on to me?

No my majesty!

Pity.
by gnostic1 September 24, 2012
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Drain the castle moat

I have to drain the castle moat.

Urinate urination
by Lipperella October 06, 2017
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