drain the monster

A term referring to the act of masturbating.

"Dammit! I forgot to drain the monster this morning!"
"Shut up, man, there're women here!"

by GoodEnoughForAce September 03, 2011

Drain the Sea Monster

Used when describing the act of urinating, usually by pirates or uneducated people who think they're pirates. Originally used in the movie "Dodgeball."

Yargh! Stevie's gotta go drain the sea monster!

by Jason Michaels July 06, 2011