One who is obsessed with drama. Particularly one who watches tv and enjoys dramatic situations more than happy ones. Similar to soap-opera-lover, except restricted to shows that don't suck.
"I hate it when characters die in shows. Don't you?"
"Not really. It'd be way too boring if everyone lived. I say kill 'em!"
"Well aren't you a sick bastard."
"Yep, I'm a dramaphile."