dr clef 

A fat fuck who is a badass that works at the SCP Foundation and is awesome at killing anything at all. He is the true definition of a straight man who knows how to please a woman, but doesn't want just any woman and can't considering all women find him disgusting. He's an honest man 😂

That Damn Bixby: OH DR CLEF YOURE SUCH A BADASS

dr clef by InannaIshtar July 23, 2017

Dr. Alto clef 

A weird SCP foundation researcher known for keeping children in his basement (DON'T USE THE NUMBER "239" INFRONT OF HIM). he mostly remains quite to not scare people, occasionally causes chaos. There are rumours about him being attracted to sarkic flesh stuff and especially SCP-173. He uses redactions a lot.

someone: hey, Dr. Alto Clef how's your day
Dr. Clefy: data expunged, you?
someone: yes fine *confused*

Dr. Alto clef by a random funny person August 12, 2021