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One-downzies 

The opposite of 'one-upping' someone.
Also called 'one-downing'.

Generally used to troll someone; confuse them, or make them upset. Sometimes the victim doesn't even notice.

A form of comedy potentially even more lame than puns.
No wait, it is.
John: It's raining really hard outside today!
Cathy: Yeah it's kindda drizzling...
John: Aw, I hate one-downzies!
Cathy: One-downzies bothers me too...

Patrick: Life is good!
Lizzy: Life is okay.

Brad: I really hate Mike!
Taryn: Yeah Mike is kind of a jerk...

Chase: Taco Bell's meat is absolutely disgusting.
Meagan: Their meat is sort of low quality.
One-downzies by Paulexander November 24, 2010

uppies and downies 

Uppies and Downies is a game played in Workington, Cumbria, England. Basically, grown men chase a small ball through the town from one end to the other, upper town versus lower town. It sometimes gets quite violent.
"Ere marra, how did ya lose ya finger?"
"Uppies and downies pal, uppies and downies."
uppies and downies by "Jonesy" July 13, 2006
"Downies with Brownies."
downies by court December 2, 2004

hangy downies 

Testicles in a scrotum that hang down super low. Sometimes caused by a hot environment.
Check out my hangy downies. Check out how hangy and also how downy they are. They hang, and the direction they hang is down.
hangy downies by asstits July 5, 2007
While the dominant is doing push-ups, they are simultaneously rotating their hips in a circular motion to provide the ultimate form of sexual pleasure.
Not to brag or anything, but Brad just gave me some amazing downies an hour ago.
Downies by TUNND November 20, 2022

Sit Downsies

When you're too fucked up on drugs or alcohol to stand up any longer.
John: Yo I just smoked another bowl. That makes 180!
Mike: Yeah well I drank a 30 pack of Corona, now I've got the sit downsies.
Sit Downsies by Sandwich Mike December 22, 2009