downzies

Use this to trick your friends you’re pulling up but in reality you don’t mean it.

“ yo I’m so downzies to come”

by Cmon man August 26, 2021

One-downzies

The opposite of 'one-upping' someone.
Also called 'one-downing'.

Generally used to troll someone; confuse them, or make them upset. Sometimes the victim doesn't even notice.

A form of comedy potentially even more lame than puns.
No wait, it is.

John: It's raining really hard outside today!
Cathy: Yeah it's kindda drizzling...
John: Aw, I hate one-downzies!
Cathy: One-downzies bothers me too...

Patrick: Life is good!
Lizzy: Life is okay.

Brad: I really hate Mike!
Taryn: Yeah Mike is kind of a jerk...

Chase: Taco Bell's meat is absolutely disgusting.
Meagan: Their meat is sort of low quality.

by Paulexander November 24, 2010

uppies and downies

Uppies and Downies is a game played in Workington, Cumbria, England. Basically, grown men chase a small ball through the town from one end to the other, upper town versus lower town. It sometimes gets quite violent.

"Ere marra, how did ya lose ya finger?"
"Uppies and downies pal, uppies and downies."

by "Jonesy" July 13, 2006

downies

A person with down syndrome.

"Downies with Brownies."

by court December 2, 2004

hangy downies

Testicles in a scrotum that hang down super low. Sometimes caused by a hot environment.

Check out my hangy downies. Check out how hangy and also how downy they are. They hang, and the direction they hang is down.

by asstits July 5, 2007

Downies

While the dominant is doing push-ups, they are simultaneously rotating their hips in a circular motion to provide the ultimate form of sexual pleasure.

Not to brag or anything, but Brad just gave me some amazing downies an hour ago.

by TUNND November 20, 2022

Sit Downsies

When you're too fucked up on drugs or alcohol to stand up any longer.

John: Yo I just smoked another bowl. That makes 180!
Mike: Yeah well I drank a 30 pack of Corona, now I've got the sit downsies.

by Sandwich Mike December 22, 2009